#gay deforest

[camyfilms]

NOMADLAND 2020

No, I'm not homeless. I'm just house-less. Not the same thing, right?

[aenslem]

We go together or not at all: [56/∞]

[peppermintschnapps]

idk what im even trying to say here, but s1e2 "man trap" where the salt vampire is pretending to be bones and is seated next to dr. crater in the ready room and kirk is drilling crater like "where is the creature!! can you see it?!?" and impostor!bones is visibly sweating bullets.

then crater says "the creature needs love. i love my beautiful wife & I see her singing and dancing in my dreams :--) " and deforest kelley has to play the role of a man who is actually a shapeshifting vampire, looking subtlety moved and flattered by crater not willing to out it to everyone, but also trying to NOT seem as though he's touched because he's secretly an impostor pretending to be dr. mccoy? the intrigue. the suspense. the (Gay?) Drama.

[gender-snatched]

hmm. just realized my new irl mutual might see my iwtv thirst posting

[achillesmonochrome]

It is hilarious the amount of leftists that I have seeing defending Maduro without a second thought, not realizing:

Maduro doesn't care about the working class, and people had been sent to prison for making unions thanks to his policies.

There is no protection to LGBTQI+ people, to not say persecution, considering how not so long ago the police raided a private gay club and charged people for things like "indecency."

Abortion is only legal when the mother's life is at risk, while access to contraceptives as well as condoms has been lacking due to exorbitant prices.

Indigenous people had been subjected to abuse, forced labour, and their rights being diminished.

Routinely using police brutality against its citizens.

Under his rule there has been deforestation of the Amazon, for profit.

The lack of freedom of expression had gotten way worse just recently.

Like this guy does all the things these people say to hate, but oh if he does? Apparently its all fine and dandy.

Make it make sense man.

(A few links in English because sources in Spanish routinely gets ignored.)

[bonesfucker3000]

why the fuck did one of my friends look up spock r34 in the middle of library in college just for the shits and giggles 🧍‍♂️

Why are my friends so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😭

ALSO WHY THE FUCK DID MY OTHER FRIEND GRAB MY IPAD AND ZOOM IN ON THIS ONE BTS PHOTO OF LEONARD NIMOY WEARING JUST A TOWEL?! ISTG HES SO 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 , ESPECIALLY OVER MEN THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE ISNT GAY?! (Mf you want bashir carnally-) WHILE I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I GRABBED MY IPAD BACK AND SAID CALM DOWN MAN, NIMOY IS DEAD GIVE HIM SOME RESPECT, THEN HE IMMEDIATELY REPLIED OH SOMETHING YOU DONT GIVE DEFOREST KELLEY 😭

[tsel-bas]

Angels And Their Disciples

Warning, Headmates May Not Turn Out Exactly As Described. Anything And Everything Can Be Changed To Fit Your System.

Name: Sirius, Jason, Mavros, Eli

Age: 15

Pronouns: He|Him, It|Its, Fox|Foxes, Angel|Angels, Yip|Yips

Gender: Demiboy, Silverdecorangelic, Starguardangelic, Foxdeity, Foxfrilled

Sexuality: Gay

Species: Fox-Angel-Human Hybrid

Roles: Anchor

Likes/Interests: Flying, Dark Forests, 'Golden Hour' Lighting, Foxes

Dislikes: Mean Cats, Deforestation, Mornings, Mondays

Boundaries: Touch: Ask Friend Request: Ask Flirting (/p): Okay Flirting (/r): Only If I Initiate It Venting: Mostly No, But Ask Anyway Pet / Nicknames: Ask If Not A Friend Favorite Song: Cosmic Love -Florence + The Machine

Description: Say Hello To Sirius! A Guy Who Often Keeps Up With The Trends And Keeps The System Grounded During Stressful Moments. Flying Throughout The Headspace Is One Of It's Favorite Activities, Along With Walks Through Endless Miles Of Towering Trees. Fox Is Not A Morning Person, And Instead Enjoys Sunset Gatherings Featuring Close Friends. Angel Is Very Connected To The Nature And Skies Around Yip. So Much So, That The Destruction Of A Certain Area He Is Close To, Hurts Him, As If It Was Being Destroyed Foxself. Other Than That, Jason Is A Pretty Quiet Person, Mostly Keeping To Angelself. Yip Prefers A Good Book And Some Coffee In A Quiet Corner Rather Than A Party Or Other Gathering.

Faceclaims: (Imagine The Second One A Blue Closer To The First)

Name: Mil/Millie, Val/Valerie, Ryleigh, Sage

Age: 16

Pronouns: They|Them, Shx|Hxr, It|Its, Bark|Barks, Paw|Paws

Gender: Genderfluid, Dogbodiment, Dogchild, Muttlexic, Starpawpupgender

Sexuality: Lesbian

Species: Basset Hound-Human Hybrid (Pretend The Ears Are Long/Flat)

Roles: Comforter

Likes/Interests: Sleeping/Napping, Running, Play-Hunting (They Pretend To Hunt Things And Instead Of Attacking Aggressively, Shx Pounces On Its Targets Playfully.)

Dislikes: Crises, Loud/Sudden Noises

Boundaries: Touch: Ask Friend Request: Okay Flirting (/p): Yes Flirting (/r): No Venting: Ask Pet / Nicknames: Yes!

Favorite Song: Ship In A Bottle -Fin

Description: Mil Is Quite The Energetic Being When They're Not Sleeping. Running Around Chasing Everything In Sight Like A True Hunting Dog. Watch Your Pets Everyone! Shx Might Eat Them! (/Silly /J) Other Than That, It Spends A Lot Of Barks Time Curled Up Napping In Some Random Spot. Val Is Usually A Pretty Heavy Sleeper, But Any Sudden And Loud Noise Will Immediately Pull Paw Out Of Their Slumber. Due To Hxr Excellent Hearing, Loud Noises Cause Pain Due To Their Volume.

Another Thing About This Silly Being? Is That It Never Hesitates To Comfort Someone In Need. Ryleigh Is A Very Kind, Caring, Selfless Individual And Does Everything In Barks Power To Make Others Feel Good.

Faceclaims:

[justablix]

TOP FIVE SHIPS

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I have been in many many fandoms over the years so this is uuuh let me try what I can come up with on the fly. In no particular order:

Greg Davies/Alex Horne

Partly because this is you asking but also genuinely I haven't been this transfixed by a ship in a while. They are so straightforwardly Together, whatever that actually means, and everyday they choose to elaborate on that, sometimes to the dismay of the shippers

Stegi/McExpert

Because they were my first ever fanfiction I read, on fanfiktion.de. For the non-Germans, they were (are?) German Minecraft YouTubers wayyy back around 2010-14? I think? And probably many, many peoples first gay ship. Ever. This is the nostalgia pick

Ghastly Bespoke/Tanith Low

The diversity m/f ship! From the Skulduggery Pleasant books. Ghastly is a boxer and a tailor and he is very honourable. Tanith is a badass swordfighter. They were destined to be a battle couple but after they finally admitted their feelings after y e a r s, Tanith gets possessed and turned into a murderous psychopath. Which gives our jacked, honourable, well dressed Ghastly internal conflict so bad that it unlocked a few new kinks in me at age thirteen

Bones/Kirk

I am a sucker for a good academy roommates begrudging friends to old married couple to lovers. And for DeForest Kelly and Karl Urban.

Inspector Dash/Inspector Lestrade

The rarepair. Not only am I sailing this ship alone, there is no one else on this fucking ocean, because they're from a niche German audio drama Sherlock Holmes spinoff. They really are perfect for each other and I have no one to rotate them in my mind with. I pick up temporary sailors every now and then but I'm the one keeping this bitch afloat. They're the only ship I write fanfic for

[subterraneanna]

This critique of 1964 deep cut Where Love Has Gone asks of DeForest Kelley’s Sam Corwin: “…is he gay? Impotent? A satyr? Maybe it’s clearer in the book.” Well, you don’t have to read the book to answer one of those:

✔️He’s a hedonist ✔️He hangs with baddies ✔️He scampers around with panpipes a tobacco pipe ✔️It's implied he's not a real man (so maybe half man?) ✔️He’s preoccupied with sex (and endlessly tries to bang his equally promiscuous married friend with zero discretion) That’s a satyr, folks. And while he’s only drinking in one scene, this randy fellow's natural habitat is a wine-soaked gallery opening so it’s safe to say that’s another box checked off. Most unusual for a satyr, however, is his apparent shape shifting ability as he majestically emerges from his cut-to-the-present chrysalis as an upstanding silver fox, ready to stir up all your daddy issues. 

This painting is in various states of completion, but I stepped back and got hit with a Dogs Playing Poker vibe 😬 so I think it's time to call it quits. After all, it was only intended to be a 30-minute sketch but somehow turned into a nearly 3-month painting. At some point I realized working this hard on something inspired by an unpopular garbage movie probably wasn't the best use of time, but there was no turning back. Hopefully it finds its way to the small fraction of people who've seen this film. If you're wondering why there are two Sam Corwins, one explanation is that I painted two, couldn't choose between them, and forced both into the composition. But in keeping with WLHG’s trashy, sex-fueled melodrama, let’s instead imagine that after Valerie’s departure, Sam found comfort in the tufts of a wayward tribble (hey, "when you're dying of thirst, you drink from a mudhole"), unleashing a pestilence of bisexually asexually-reproducing, lusty tribble-goat-men upon poor, unsuspecting San Francisco. Could this be the 200-years-in-the-making backstory here? It's all coming full circle. I've never written fanfic, but I'm suddenly giving it some serious consideration... BTW if anyone knows the location of “Dr. Sam’s old stand”, please send the address. I’m just, you know, looking to get a professional review of some, uh, artwork… Obviously. Prints available

[fourdancingmoths]

Shirt that says 'deforestation made me gay' with a picture of the cunty flamboyant mound of sludge from Fern Gully

[maulthots]

betcha deforest kelley always won gay chicken. because. well because. let me not speak.

[whatdoessunshinetastelike]

uquiz "controversial takes" quizzes in a nutshell

question 1: pineapple on pizza is ok

question 2: deforestation is bad

question 3: all gay people should be killed

[bengiyo]

Stay By My Side Eps 1 & 2 Stray Thoughts

This is about the new BL out of Taiwan. I will not be watching "the half-brothers getting into each other's pants" from China. I've missed Taiwan, and am excited to see them tackle the supernatural.

Episode 1

Every time I see Taipei I think about how deforested my city is. It's so hot here.

Hot boy on a motorcycle!

Well, we're definitely in BL. We already have Crash Into You just after the first minute. You can't fall in love if you ain't clumsy.

What an interesting choice to telegraph all of the upcoming beats with both leads narrating before even the intro.

Is this guy rich or something? Why do they care if this new student is happy?

Damn, bro, you ain't have to stunt on him like that.

This sister seems familiar to me. Ah, she was in Papa & Daddy as Jerry's sister.

I'm with the biker. This room is messy as hell.

I think this guy on the basketball team was the cafe owner in Be Loved In House: I Do.

What's a little light stalking between roommates?

You know, I'm not with Bu Xia at all. It's a dorm. You're gonna be assigned roommates. Don't touch his stuff.

They broke the damn TV! How will we watch our stories??

Only in a Taiwanese BL would kissing your opponent during an arm wrestling match be a reasonable tactic. I'm going to ignore how that angle was likely impossible.

Wait! There were no ghosts in this episode! I get that they're not supposed to show up around Jiang Chi, but I feel like we needed to establish that he's haunted?

Episode 2

Bu Xia does seem to be a genuinely difficult person to live with.

This man is really eating the spilled chips off Jiang Chi's chest. What the hell.

Now he's got Jiang Chi helping him with his essay? Couldn't be me.

Ah, okay. Now it is time for the spooky

I was really blessed with an excellent roommate my first year of college.

Jiang Chi feels kinda gay.

I do feel a little bad for Bu Xia. His sister could have at least warned him.

Okay, the audio cues when he touched Jiang Chi were funny.

Oh next week looks silly.

This a little choppy. I'll come back next week, but this feels a bit rough around the edges. I don't think I'm keen on Bu Xia.

[starry-blue-echoes]

ok so like here's some JoJo related flight rising stuff I have

this is Vermarine, which I headcanon (I say headcanon but I literally own the fucking dragon 😭) as having Caesar Zeppeli's dub voice. I know people usually hate dub and have seen some hate on the accents but DAMN if I don't love Caesar's dub voice. Anyway yeah this mf speaks like caesar and is gay (but is married to a women bc he's biromantic look before I hammered out what his sexuality was I had him making babies with a woman so I made him biromantic to make it make some sense)

this is Rainforest, which is like Kars in my lore but for like. Plants. She's just really bitter about deforestation and wants dragonkind to suffer for it. She also has a poem in her bio that I wrote myself :)

This is Althea. It (it goes by it/its pronouns bc why not) is known in my lore as the "Midnight Crusader" so. not for any jojo reasons but I see it as like a nomadic deity that doesn't rest in my lore.

I also have a dragon I accidentally made exactly like technoblade but that ain't jojo so unless you tell me you want to know I ain't putting it in ur inbox

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 p r e t t y

god why is Flight Rising so absolutely gorgeous, the dragons are just So Shaped with such nice colors and I want to put it in my mouth-

[thegeminisage]

THE FINAL FRONTIER breakdown

as always my first impressions were typed hastily and in shorthand w typos on my phone and i am translating them to proper readable language

opening scene was very reminiscent of mad max and the sound effects made me think of sybok as darth vader, lol. when i realized he was vulcan i knew exactly who he had to be

the first mind meld scene was like. weirdly sexual. that share your pain thing also reminded me so much of sound of my voice lol

cathy's reaction to the names in the credits: sighing heavily on seeing william shatner's name. no reaction to leonard nimoy's name. delight at seeing deforest kelley.

second scene of the movie i watched while blinded by tears because spock was there. to be fair to me i had been primed by the world's longest rock climbing scene ever in which i glorified in the sheer fact that i was NOT watching tng. i needed this so much. my reward for finishing most of the first two seasons which is some of the worst tv i have ever watched in my entire life.

cat lady with three tits. bill shatner is a fucking freak

every time there's a woman catherine and i have a bit where we gasp and go, in shock, a woman! but when it's a romunlan woman we really are shocked every single time. just like in the enterprise incident, so true

uhura is still super mega fucking hot in these movies btw. she's so beautiful. it's very cute that she's with scotty i guess (and i was really surprised!! i guess this explains why i see them as a side pairing in fics so often) but she could be marrying ME instead

thrilled to learn that bones can cook and that spock is. willing to sample his beans, as it were

i loved the whole camping scene. i understand the Plot of this movie is bad but the character scenes were some of the best in all 5 movies and indeed the entire tos series. like this is the most married those 3 old men have EVER been. "we don't have families but we have each other" THEY WERE LITERALLY DOING THE GAY FOUND FAMILY ON ACCIDENT. HOW DID WILLIAM SHATNER WRITE THIS???

"i've always known i'll die alone" is maybe the worst thing kirk has ever said or will ever say and i don't want to talk about it.

my one point of complaint is "marsh melon" or whatever spock said. it was cute but i know his ass read and pronounced it alone in his quarters like 700 times first. it's like when you make castiel not know what an egg is. maybe he was being silly on purpose to amuse kirk and bones <3

LOVED their singing. i didn't think they'd actually do it but they did. times were different back then

bones was in fine form in this movie. he had a lot to complain about but he also jumped to spock's defense at least once that i remember right off hand. i swear he just gets progressively better with each season/movie the way uhura just keeps getting hotter. some things truly do get better with age ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i loved how when spock had some distress re: potentially recognizing sybok they all had to go in their little longue and have a heart to heart together with him. i don't think this movie ever left anyone out - even in the voyage home, which i LOVE, bones was left out of the kirk-and-spock duo. but almost every single scene they had involved all three of them. truly a win for the throuple enjoyers <3

really mixed feelings about naked uhurua. i'm glad she got to sing her little song. and she is, again, extremely hot. AND i love when she gets to surprprise people even though nothing will ever beat her telling that little ensign to get in the fucking closet. but how could they DOOO that to her william shatner IS going to hell

"hold your horse captain" made me chuckle. also, can you vulcan nerve pinch a fucking HORSE?? i guess you can now. i bet they had to train those horses so well. how often do you see a fucking HORSE play dead

when sybok was like "well spock what do you have to say" and spock, outnumbered 100 to 1, guns pointed at him, obviously in deep turmoil, was silent and expressionless for 5000 years and then replied with "you are are under arrest." KING shit

sorry to be like this but spock with a gun was fucking awesome. i'm glad he didn't shoot his bro but still.

the three of them truly bickered like an old married throuple in the brig. bones coming to spock's defense was so funny he's like fine to gang up on spock until he realizes kirk is genuinely upset and then he switches sides because they're only supposed to gang up on him for fun

"STAND BACK" i knew those idiots weren't going to get the morse code in time and it was still funny. same with scotty like "i know this ship like the back of my hand! [BONK]" anyway he totally came in clutch i love him sm

i don't remember why i wrote "bones is so frail and waiflike" because we said it about 7000 times during this film but it's true

spock's rocket shoes saving the day nearly made me cry again except i got jerked out of it by my SHEER ECSTATIC GLEE that he got to take both kirk and bones ently in his arms while carrying them around. wow <3 love wins <3

"the people of your world once believed it was flat but columbus proved it was round" bitch the fuck he did. i'm blaming william shatner for that one. who knew that in 2023 they would still fucking think the earth was flat

the whole thing with bones's dad was fucking brutal. normally we talk through everything but we were dead silent for that bit. even though i knew what was gonna happen my jaw was on the fucking ground

spock's little baby vulcan ears...wait hold on

LOOK AT HIM!!!

that birth looked brutal. for once i'm giving aos some credit whatever they had going on looked much nicer. sarek seemed less disgusted too. maybe this was just spock's imagination he was like yeah my dad took one look at me when i popped out of the womb and diagnosed me with human cuz i was crying lmao

the second half of this movie was where the plot started getting dicey for me. i didn't really care what was going on before now bc i was having fun but when they started talking about the great barrier i got confused. i thought that was on the outside of the galaxy? and i thought at the center of the galaxy was some fucking anomaly and the devil lived there. cuz that was in the animated series. i know. i watched the whole thing.

like we get there and everyones like wow its so beautiful! like no offense cool rocks bro but ??? there's literally nothing there

the big ribcage rocks popping up out of the ground gave us a laugh. at first were like: hopeful: tentacles? no. just spikes. this place is not a place of honor etc

god as a giant inverted face over white light who shot lasers out of his eyes was the stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life. i laughed so hard. i do love though that kirk is apparently an atheist who enjoys backtalking god. he talked to god the way he talks to computers when he's trying to suicide-bait them

i wish we had gotten some explanation of what that actually was? and why everyone thought it was god? but whatever. apparently this movie was also trying to say something about cults but it didn't. again, whatever, i was mostly having fun with whatever was going on so i didn't care but the plot was really very very bad

at one point in my hysterics i typed "LMAO GOD'S GONNA FUCK THE SHIP" as in "and make jim jealous because that's what he wants to do" but i don't remember why so i'll just leave it as the mystery that it is.

spock's little "get ahold of yourself" when bones started being frantic about jim being al;one down there after the two of them got beamed up. lol.

spock's little "damn you, sir" 🥰

metal as hell and also anime as hell that they killed god. what a ride that was. first i thought kirk was gonna do it. then i thought the klingons did it. then it was SPOCK that did it. i could not have asked for a better outcome

"not in front of the klingons" i finally have context for this. i had seen snatches of it in gifs and videos but it was even gayer than i imagined. WILLIAM SHATNER WROTE THIS???

genuinely in SHOCK they ended it with them camping again. i was like if they start singing i am Going to scream. and you know what they did?? yes. yes. yes.

i don't understand why everyone hates this movie. like, yes, the plot was bad near the end. the villain was bad. the stuff about god being In Your Heart was lame af. but the character moments were PERFECT and the movie was extremely funny and everyone was very charming. it boggles the mind that it almost meant there was no sixth movie. like it wasn't perfect but it had so many redeeming qualities!!

that said. i did watch it after some of the worst tng i have Ever seen AND on the same day i watched into darkness so maybe that has something to do with it lmao

[mithliya]

Is it homophobic to tell a gay guy he has eunuch vibes? Like I kinda guessed he was gay from his mannerisms, but I didn't want to assume so I didn't say anything. Later he mentioned his boyfriend in passing. He's pretty chill except he doesn't get the full gravity of the situation in regards to deforestation. I also told him I was transphobic. He was like 'cool' but I think he was drunk. Anyway my sixth ear piercing is infected and just busted pus all over the mirror in the school bathrooms. Pls give advice.

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